DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE?

I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, a new knee. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 14 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.  But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.   I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over. Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.  She simply replied, "No peer pressure." How to prevent sagging -- Just eat 'til the wrinkles fill out. I'm getting into swing dancing.  Not on purpose.  Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging. These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." Don't let aging get you down.  It's too hard to get back up!   Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.